Me calling grocery store: Do you have tiny shrimp in a can?
Grocery store manager: Kid, you have the joke wrong. It is “Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Let him out.”
So, Cindy and I are on one of those “this is your new life” diets. It is mostly very low carbs and little sugar. Only some proteins are allowed in the short term. Beef is bad. We are to focus on chicken and sea food. I am spending a few days by myself at the cabin and am not much of a cook. Salads with a protein source are one of my specialties. Ideally, the protein would come from something I do not have to fix on a stove. For some reason, shrimp in a can appeared in my mind so I stopped on the way home from the coffee shop.
No, I did not actually call the store, but that old joke did pop into my head.