The end of the semester is approaching and all profs hear many excuses. I encountered a unique explanation for a missed exam today and I am inclined to believe this one is credible.
So, I was in the middle of University Avenue heading off to administer a different  examination. I student spotted me.
Student: Dr. Grabe, Dr. Grabe, do you have a minute?
Me: Sure – just let me get across the street.
Student: I missed the exam yesterday.
Me: Really
Student: I got arrested.
Me: Oh, really. (pause for deep thought) I am going to be back in my office in an hour or so. Can you take it then?
Student (with a look indicating I must be somewhat dense): I can’t take it right now. I haven’t had a chance to study.
Me: (puzzled look)
Student: I have been in jail!
Me: (with the fog clearing) Oh, OK. How about the next day then?
This is not the first “I was in jail” excuse I have encountered. You do this job long enough and all possible options are exhausted.